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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 
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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

My wife used to smuggle a sandwich in her purse for me.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

That’s wife material

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Had a girl smuggle entire containers of homemade lo mein for like 5 people. She was wild.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

The fuck, are they there to watch a movie or have lunch lol

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, seems apparently a good idea

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] cinabongo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Scooby doo would lose it if he saw those pants 🐕👅

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

And shaggy! It took me a while to find those sandwiches because I thought they were looney tunes. Nope, Scooby Doo

Then I was too invested and had to throw in Saddam

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 months ago

Not because I can't afford it but because I don't accept it!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The trick is to have some cleaning products or something in your Tesco Metro bag, though probably really the staff don’t give a shit if you have a pack of M&Ms in your bag. You pretend to be discreet and they pretend to not notice.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

When you refuse to pay $18 for a ticket at a shitty theater

this meme but he's at home and nude, watching the film through alternative means

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 6 points 5 months ago

i'm a subscriber to my cinema and i'm supposed to get concessions 25% off.

A diet lemonade still almost costs me £5

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

When your cheap flight has a carry on limit of 7kg.

[–] meleethecat@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They’re big pants people.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

People? These are degenerates viewing this, sir.

[–] funn@lemy.lol 2 points 5 months ago
[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I read that in Texas, you're expected to tip at the movie concessions stand. Is that really happening anywhere?

[–] nul42@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Every day is squats day