hey babe don't mind this effigy of a known pedophile I keep in my car, I'm taking you somewhere fancy tonight
this post was submitted on 17 May 2024
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Imagine choosing to look at a picture of this shitstain everytime you drive because youre trying to be edgy.
I never found any of those hanging air fresheners to be even remotely effective. They might be good for about 5 minutes after you take it out of the package. Then it becomes waste like everything else.
Assume they work perfectly:
I ain’t gonna hang pollution that’s effective because it’s polluting
This air freshener should smell like shit for maximum realism.
Edit: Hanged not hung.
That's OK, so long as everything smells good, who cares? I don't want to know about the rancid trash in the backseat, that is unpleasant and inconvenient.
Classy.