The chair really ties the room together.
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
Rules.
This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:
- Be civil, remember the human.
- No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
- Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
- Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
- Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
- Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
- No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
- No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies.
You mean the chair will really tie someone nicely to that room
He says she says...
Obviously you're not a golfer
This is a room that floods easily. You can't really finish it. Notice the sump pump in the corner.
Or, 'hoses down easily'...
I'm going to be an optimist here, and call that a sex dungeon.
Let's compromise. Remember James Bond getting tickled by Le Chiffre in casino royale? This is what it reminds me of! 🤤
Come on man, it's like rule one of torture chamber/sex dungeon room building, you never have a windows, you want to limit their access to escape. You're gonna be losing people all the time.
Poor man's torture chamber be like:
Nothing wrong with a little torture on the side to wind down before a relaxing weekend.
Hey! You said you'd keep my fuck dungeon private! What the hell man?
This is the time out spot