He's back, folks
Libs are no fun.
if a parent of yours started blurting out sentences like this you’d call a doctor and take their drivers license away
https://bsky.app/profile/kilgoretrout.bsky.social/post/3ksayopg2lk2m
It must hard times for the libs though.
Our geriatric brain farter is so much better than their geriatric brain farter.
Yeah but he ain't my dad so it's fucking funny!
Sometimes Trump quotes read like a Robin Williams bit to me and I can hear it in his voice. This is one of those quotes.
Edit- spelling. Fuck you again autocorrect.
Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
Say what you will the MF can spin a yarn with the best of em.
Irl shitposter
Sinatra died in the 90s. Did Trump consider himself a politician then?
He talked a lot about running in 1987-1988, so sort of, yeah. He did the talk show circuit, and floated it on freaking Oprah.
Love him or hate him he's spitting facts
Thank you Mr President Sir
Did he fucking mispronounce Pavarotti?
Probably, see “dementia.”
Idk how veracious it is, but I have also heard that Pavarotti ate all the time. Like, dude legit had pasta plates in the back as one of his contract riders to play somewhere.
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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