That label was covered by part of the box and so I ate the pizza before opening it and now I have an infection.
Who do I sue?
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Your parents, probably.
I’m hoping that whomever created this meme realizes that the pizza box maker probably put that there as a joke, and it’s not a serious warning.
I'm wondering what flavor the box is.
Tastes like the smell of pizza
I’m hoping that whoever created this comment realizes that the meme-maker probably used that line as a joke, and it’s not a serious sentiment.
I'm hoping that whoever thought this thought realizes that the commenter probably used his response for Internet meme points, and doesn't necessarily hold any particular view expressed.
what are you gonna tell me next, that i need to open the door before going to another room? 😭
Only if you keep every door in your house closed 24/7 like a psychopath
If that ugly cardboard box thinks it can tell me what to do I will win that argument at all cost!
we're going to make it, the box is mostly fiber anyways.
Remove clothing before ironing.
Instructions unclear, arrested for public indecency...
Caution: do not eat iPod Shuffle.
Safest way to ensure I WILL eat this meme: tell me not to.
It's definitely NOT delicious, I'm NOT having a scrumptious 5 course meal with it, you DON'T want it
Maybe they mean to open it early to cool it down?
I'm hoping it's not because someone was forcing the pizza cutter through the box
You can't even see the instruction until you've already opened it. It has to be a joke.
It's like a giant cardboard calzone
You mean you peel your pizza before you eat it?
Of course. I'm not eating that "edible" plate some of you call crust
But the skin is the best part!
I invented the left handed pizza peeler.
"Most people don't eat the rind, but men do."
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Temba, his arms wide.
Instructions unclear. Got my dick caught in a toaster. Again.
So you're just going to drop a Cylon slur like that?
They're People of Cylonic origin now, grandpa.
"Come on! My kids are starvin'!"
"This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... 'Fuck You, I'm Eating.'"
Good for the advice, because the difference of a US Pizza and the cardboard taste don't exist.
See, now because of me there's a warning.
was about to be funny and say it's biodegradeable, but it turns out humans can't digest cardboard.
the more you know.
I mean it's made from wood, we can't digest wood.
It's pure fiber.
Why does that pizza taste like glass and plastic?
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in meme.