Shower for my lil plants! πΏπΎ
this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2023
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#TeamShower unite!
Shower team for me too.
Missssst
I too am of the mist camp.
I have absolutely no practical use for it, I just ship it for the aesthetic.
You can make a rainbow!!! π π π π
A fellow mist enjoyer!
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There are 3 settings. Shower, jet, and assorted versions of fucking useless.
Unironically love mist for extremely hot fuck off days where you run it for less than 10 secs and it cools you off fast.
Shower for watering, jet for cleaning.
I use my thumb
Shower or center depending on what I'm doing in the garden. Jet is just for me ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
Jet go brrrr
Shower 4 lyfe
Shower gang rise up
Flat.
It delivers water faster than shower does, but at about the same low level of plant bothering.
Not my flat setting. That shit could peel paint I'm sure of it
Yeah, flat is just pressure washer light.
Mist or nothing!
JET BABY WOOOO
Usually Jet because my water pressure is too low for anything else to reach the destination. Sometimes shower if I'm just gently dropping water on something. Mist if I'm trying to water the air for some reason.
Mist is best, skip the rest
If the wind gets even slightly playful, that mist is right in my face.
SHOWER GANG
Shower for watering things, jet for cleaning, glad they're side by side.
Shower! But that soaker would have to be the most useless setting.
I'm a jet, but your mom was a soaker last night
Savage! I didn't even see it coming...
That reminds me, I should really call her, it's been ages
Mist, for all occasions
Flat for my balls, jet for my ass
I got that Dramm Heavy-Duty Brass Adjustable Nozzle, so I get that full-analog control and I feel like a fireman.
Also, this thing survives the winter, and the next five of them. That's why I bought it. Everything else would be cool until the next spring when it was a leaky failure. I had to replace llke 4 of the ones in the OP, fricken Walmart specials, shitty plastic, garbage seals. Not the Dramm. This thing's fit for Canada. It doesn't care if it froze all winter, it's ready for spring, leak free.
I get all these settings, and every gradient in-between, unlike the peasantry. Can you imagine? How droll. Merely 7 choices. Genteel shudder
Only $17 on Amazon, so load that one up for a Father's Day gift. Mother's Day gift, too, you know she loves that garden. Did your friend just transition? Dramm garden hose nozzle, welcome to the elite, I put a little bow on it. Hell, I think I'd give it for Christmas to the right person. Dramm 12380, investment grade equipment, real Buy It For Life shit.
At any given time:
The one that makes my kids squeal with delight and/or panic.
Depends on the plant and task. Soaker gets tons of use on dry plants to let them make deep roots.
I use just when messing with hornets.
Center to wash down squirrels when it's over 100
shower because it reminds me of being in the shower
Flat It sprays the mud of the doggo nicely
Jet go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Center because it's strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.
Team watering can represents π€
My golden likes them all. So I started blasting...
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