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[–] theDoctor@lemmy.sdf.org 117 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But…it was ‘almost done’…what happened to it? Did Obama’s dog eat it?

[–] JustAManOnAToilet@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

No worries, it was a few words in crayon on the paper wrapper from a burger.

[–] PurpleTentacle@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He filed them right next to his healthcare plan and the infrastructure plan, to be released "next week".

[–] hdnsmbt@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but those are understandably delayed while he prepares his tax returns to be released "soon" (as of Jan 24, 2016).

[–] mookulator@mander.xyz 91 points 1 year ago

He just needed to feed the idea of it to his base. They won’t know or care that it was an imaginary report, and will never hear that the press conference was canceled.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn. I was hoping he'd dig his hole a little deeper.

[–] BrrooklynMan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

got stuck in a sand trap on the back nine

[–] ghostBones@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There seems to be a long established pattern where Trump daydreams about irrefutable and overwhelming exoneration and then decides it should be true and tells everyone about it. Narcissists have a tendency to create shitstorms and then daydream about escapist fantasies to evade the consequences they always create for themselves.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a proven pattern as well - the braindead followers see him tweet the words 'REPORT' and 'EXONERATION' and they assume it's a a done deal and don't bother to follow up to verify the actual evidence.

If it was Putin I'd say it's probably an intentional strategy, but with Trump it's probably more lizard brain instinct gained from his years of grifting.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, it's your classic real estate sales person. You'll say and do anything to make the sale, and afterwards you try to weasel out of your fancy promises.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Normally with a state agency it all comes tumbling down the moment you actually view the property.

Oh I see, so when you said picturesque what you meant was microscopic and when you said a lively night life what you meant was it's in the middle of a gang turf war.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

But when you're selling a building that's yet to be built, people hand you money without you having to show anything. It's why developers are such scumbags.

[–] catfish@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

the russian playbook

[–] girlfreddy@mastodon.social 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@tst123

Ofc he did. His lawyers probably threatened to quit if held it.

But it would have been funny as hell to watch multiple prosecutors use his lies against him in court.

[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oh that is still going to happen friend, don't you worry. He may have canceled this press conference, but there is a never ending supply of other stupid things Trump has said on video (and/or) written down to choose from.

[–] cybersandwich@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I wonder if they can get recent texts and emails as well. It sounds like continuation of the conspiracy.

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

Aw shit, I was looking forward to new charges.

[–] palarith@aussie.zone 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Four Seasons Total Landscaping was booked out

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

There better be a four seasons total landscaping environment in VR chat.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did he suddenly find that the overwhelming evidence he promised simply does not exist? Or did his lawyers reign him in?

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was right under Obama's real birth certificate, the one from Kenia!

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

"Rather than releasing the Report on the Rigged & Stolen Georgia 2020 Presidential Election on Monday, my lawyers would prefer putting this, I believe, Irrefutable & Overwhelming evidence of Election Fraud & Irregularities in formal Legal Filings," Trump said on Truth Social.

His lawyers assured them they’re totally going to put it all in their formal report, and then promptly tossed it in the shredder when he left the room.

[–] JoKi@feddit.de 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

his attorneys would put his arguments in court filings instead.

Sure, they will...

[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

They just said that they had no formal filings before the court until they have had a chance to review all of the evidence.

Kind of one of the reasons why they want to push the trial to 2026. So, yeah, they are totally not going to do that any time soon, if ever.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I'm almost certain it's what they told him to shut him up.

The evidence is coming! Oh, it's great evidence. Sure, right now we look like assholes, but that's because you haven't seen the evidence yet! It's coming! Two weeks!

[–] Gargleblaster@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now this is where dragging out cases is going to work against him.

Trump needs to STFU until next year.

Fat fuckin' chance of that happening.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Trump needs to STFU until next year.

No, he should not. You know this guy, he will produce more than enough rope to hang him if let lose.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Not a single chance of that at all.

[–] Infinity187@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

What a little bitch.

[–] SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Cancel the cancel and do it pussy

[–] coach@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 1 year ago

{ Cough, cough } Pussy.

[–] CaptainHowdy@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Is this moron capable of thinking further than 15 minutes into the future? Did he think people would forget about this magical report that would exonerate him?

[–] stopthatgirl7@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You just know his lawyers were like, “If you don’t shut the entire fuck up…”

[–] GunnarRunnar@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I wonder if they actually now have him by the balls so he'll actually starts listening them.

[–] steebo_jack@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Dont worry he will just tweet it out on TS...

All of that aside, I think it’s amusingly odd how he seems to capitalize English kinda but not quite like it’s German.

[–] hdnsmbt@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Aww, what a tease!

[–] flying_monkies@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Alto@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude actually listened to his lawyers. It's perhaps the single most shocking thing he's done