Ok, not a single bullet was fired before Ukraine decided to defend itself? From what?

So? Oh no, someone's having a sex life? Get fucked, prudes. Literally. It'll help you loosen up a bit.

That's fine. People who don't care about cookies will accept them anyway and those who do care about cookies will know not to visit that site anymore.

"They're also trying to create a precedent, kind of bit by bit, establishing that a fetus is a rights-holding person, or an unborn child is a rights-holding person in the law. It's a bid to eventually get that claim before the U.S. Supreme Court," Ziegler said.

This is the really concerning part. You know exactly how the SC would rule on that.

"I can't interact with a woman without thinking about sex, behold my excellent sense of humor! 😎"

Progress bars going to 100%. Many games are guilty of this, Baldur's Gate 3 most recently. If 100% are loaded, why am I seeing the loading screen still? The game should be starting. You're clearly not at 100% if I'm still watching the loading screen. It should be impossible to see a fully filled progress bar.

Artificially make progress bars stop at 99% if you must, it's still better than watching 100% being a clear lie.

David's little stone dick is a cultural heritage, you barbarian!

I'm sure everyone can take their clothes off. This is in no way discriminatory. Also, the majority of "natural highlights" is meant for clothed people to enjoy, I'm sure we can concede a few places to the nudists (who are very welcoming to all people, provided they're able to take their clothes off in the dedicated nude places).

And if you can't take your clothes off, your troubles are elsewhere and you should work on them before you take away the nudists' beaches. I believe the prudes and scared-of-nakedness evangelicals have a whole country they took away from indigenous people to sunbathe fully clothed in.

*you're

"Dick", the censored word is "Dick", kids.

This is not US cable TV. Let's keep it that way.

Shouldn't the driver be able to know where their car ends without a concrete barrier?

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But how do I join X? You know, the new thing supposedly currently happening? Why would I join boring old twitter now that X is happening?

Genius at work.