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I am legally required to say this is a joke. (pawb.social)

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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 78 points 4 months ago

"The Golden Handshake" mission in Hitman 2 allows you to take a job interview to access a corporate headquarters. If you answer their questions like a murderous psychopath you'll be hired for the position of investment banker.

[-] orvorn@slrpnk.net 35 points 4 months ago

Agent 747

[-] Zron@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

His arms randomly fall off while he’s walking.

[-] jjlinux@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 months ago

To soon? Nope, it's never too soon.

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