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I will happily eat whoppers until my mouth feels weird

Peanut M&Ms. I cannot be expected eat them responsibly.

Hi-Chew are fucking made with dopamine I swear.

Those Fast Break candy bars, idk why. Used to be Reese's Cups but became meh for whatever reason.

Candy Corn. Some people insist they taste like wax, and I'm like, "What?!" I will chew those things all day long.

Starburst Jelly beans. Can literally eat that shit by the bagful I swear.

Why is every post on here one of the “Security Questions” for my bank?

....black licorice

Sue me

Albanese gummy bears. If you bring Haribo to a party I'm going to punch you in the stomach.

Hmmm maybe Girl Scout Thin Mints

I'm usually more of a savory guy. I'll fucking eat all the sharp cheddar cheese and salty crackers

Red vines, once I open a bag it's game over, it will 100% be gone that day. The size of the bag does not matter. The only ones that last longer are the multi-pound tubs.

Proper scandinavian salt licorice. Salmiakki ❤️

Literally anything from Aldi. Every single sweet they sell there is amazing, stupidly cheap, bafflingly well made.

Outside of that, Easter egg reese's pieces eggs. They have a way better ratio of peanut butter to candy shell than the little bits.

Smarties, which I'm aware are pure sugar

Chocolate covered raisins. I will singlehandedly demolish half a pound if I don't watch it

Take 5. It is a gridded pretzel with peanut butter, caramel, whole peanuts, and chocolate. If you love salty sweet and you like texture this candy is everything.

Now n' Laters. They're actually all nows and none laters, I can down 4 boxes easy in one sitting.

Not quite candy but I think it's close enough to count here: Co-op's own brand salt & vinegar kettle crisps. They're so vinegary it hurts. It's wonderful.

Costco used to (still does?) sell these tubs of chocolate covered caramel macadamia nut clusters. Literally food of the diabetic gods. I had to stop buying them because they were expensive AF and disappeared way too quickly.

Hot Tamales. Do you have those in the States?

Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs - specifically the ones for Easter. Those things are insanely easy for me to eat 2000 calories of.

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Haribo gummy bears

Anything Reeses.

Andes candy is great too.

Also cotton candy.

reese's pieces

Ferrero Rocher and Andes chocolates

Crispy M&Ms. I was sad when they discontinued them. Now they've rebranded as crunchy cookie or some shit.

Sour patch kids for me.

Mango ginger chews, these Polish pineapple ginger candies which are 1.39 a bag despite inflation, and dark chocolate covered dried mango. Absolutely wonderful.

Nerds. If I ever buy a box of them, I’ve eaten them all by that night. They’re basically just flavored sugar clumps and I love them.

lindt truffles ooo yess

Skittles

Candied pecans

I'll eat Sweet Tarts until my mouth is raw.

Anything chewy or gummy, like caramels or gummy rings. Whoppers also slap.

Also crack

Freeze dried Skittles