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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] Magician@hexbear.net 88 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago

both picked the wrong bus, sad

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 78 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] Dimmer06@hexbear.net 76 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] regul@hexbear.net 48 points 6 months ago

Right? This analogy is bad because there's no room in it for "I picked this bus and then my bus lost so now I am just sitting here sulking."

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 9 points 6 months ago

Nononono see taking that bus is going to make the uh other bad bus win

I'm so tired of stupid lib analogies trying to liken politics to contrived interpersonal situations

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 76 points 6 months ago (5 children)

This bus is going in the opposite direction of where I'm trying to go. Why would I board the bus????

[–] WideningGyro@hexbear.net 43 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In fact, it could easily be argued that it would be in your best interest to do everything in your power to stop the bus

[–] Darth_Reagan@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is why analogies are useless as arguments

[–] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Analogies are pretty great as arguments, in my experience. Bad analogies are obviously bad. And you can't use them against redditors because their answer is always "ArE You rEAlLy coMpARInG thoSe TWo tHiNGs?" Like, yes, that's the point of an analogy.

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[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

That's when the people throw the bus driver onto the street and take the bus where people actually want to go.

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 73 points 6 months ago

there are only two buses. both buses are going to hell! and you better get on one of them or else the other bus will win the bus contest and be declared the king of all the buses.

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 63 points 6 months ago

Me taking a bus straight to a concentration camp: “well, what are you going to do? I couldn’t wait for THE ONE!”

[–] ChairmanSpongebob@hexbear.net 50 points 6 months ago

NONE OF THE PEOPLE SAYING THESE THINGS HAVE BEEN ON A BUS OR ANY PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION IN 30 YEARS

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 48 points 6 months ago

Why are liberals obsessed with using fanciful analogies when they could simply discuss the real things themselves? (I know why)

[–] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 41 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I Drive the Bus That is Running Over Thousands of Palestinians Every Day. Here's Why That's a Good Thing:

In this essay, I will-

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago

I can respect that. So I'm voting PSL . Critical support to Jill Stein though. I've loved her since I was a kid.

[–] sandinista209@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago

Telling this to the kids getting hit with rubber bullets in a state run by a liberal governor in a city led by a liberal mayor.

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago

Voting isn’t marriage - it’s public transport.

  • under constant destruction in amerikkka
  • has hostile architecture meant to make doing it as uncomfortable as possible
  • the mayor is going to send in the national guard to make sure citizens must pay to do it and can’t do it for free
  • melon husk is enacting a worse alternative by burying cars underground to make sure no one can do it conveniently
  • the infrastructure is rotting, causing ecological disasters
  • technically pete is in charge of it but he won’t do anything about the system except let it continue to rot
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago

No matter how i try to plan my route online it takes me through the seventh circle of hell??

[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago

Not getting on the bus to Auschwitz, sorry not sorry

[–] booty@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago (5 children)

so if i want to get to my local library i should hop on the greyhound to LA? great plan, I'll get right on that

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[–] Ideology@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

Worst Trolley Problem Solution Ever

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

Just vote harder folks! You'll voot so hard that you'll defeat the evil forces of communo-fascist Trump!

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

This is a good analogy because if both buses are headed in a direction you don't want to go, you wouldn't get on either.

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

Look, the only two busses that run from here are the ones to the Death Zone and the Ultra-Death Zone. Do you want to go to the Ultra-Death Zone? You like Ultra-Death? I didn't think so. Get on the Death Zone bus and stop letting the perfect be the enemy of the good.

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

Both busses are driving towards doing a genocide, I want to go the opposite direction of not doing a genocide. Which bus should I get on in this tortured metaphor?

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

They've been using this one for the last 3 elections and I've always pointed out that when both buses are going in the opposite direction of where you want to be you simply do not get on the bus.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

They can only get by by question begging the whole "Is not being Trump enough?"

As it turns out, the bus that promotes genocide does not get me closer to where I want to be, especially since this bus was what people took last election and it got us here. There is no such thing as adequate evidence for these people, only religious dogma.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if anybody sharing that image actually uses and likes public transportation.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

You already know they don't and we know their reason for hating it is because they may encounter a poor and/or homeless person

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think it makes more sense to compromise in a marriage than it does to deliberately get on the wrong bus.

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[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

My Uncle Rim-Shot told me the best voting advice I ever heard.

You see, voting is like riding a bus with a fine lady.

You don't need to marry her in order to get off at your destination.

And that's why there's no such thing as a perfect bus stop.

biden-the-thing

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)
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[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Fine, I'll walk.

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

So.. is cycling activism, or?

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I for one always take that bus, even when it drives the opposite direction from where it said it was going, crashes, and explodes

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[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

I'm not trying to get to genocide and US global dominance, so fuck right off libs

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

And if there's no lines going anywhere near where I'm going? I'm not jumping on a bus for the sake of it. If there's only two lines in town and they're both taking me further away from my destination, then I most certainly won't waste my money on a ticket to nowhere.
I'm probably going to walk instead.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

And if the bus doesn't go in the direction I want to go, I simply don't get on.

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

Voting, which we ruin, is just like public transport, which we also ruined.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

That's fair. The third party is the one doing that.

"no, not like that..."

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Something something sexual pathology

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

What if all the transport goes in the exact opposite direction of where I want to go?

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

In a democracy, it's really important to publicly announce that you intend to consistently vote for people that don't ever do what you want them to do. That way they'll feel as free as possible to fish for votes from people that want really shitty stuff to happen.

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