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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

depends on your definition of "robot" and "blowjob"

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

that might fall under "definition of blowjob"

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Mr. Elon, with all due respect a guy in a Halloween robot costume does not count.

Granted, when I was in college I went to a transformers themed glory hole but that's not the same

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

The hole was cut through the mouth of a megatron mask stapled to the wall

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Elon Musk literally made an ai wife just for himself and other fellas after Grimes left him and took the kids so I think we already have it.

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Fisto has some competition

[–] ComradeOohAah@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Does VR count? Asking for a friend.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago
[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You don't have a blow job robot?

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 6 months ago

Where can I get one? Asking for a friend....

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

that will be among the first things we use robots for

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

if I can't SCUBA, then what's this all been about?

[–] BakedBeanEnjoyer@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The autoblow already kinda does that.

If you're talking about an AI + sexdoll then I'd think you'll see them in 20-30 years. Probably with some pretty heavy caveats but in some form.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

autoblow

OMG, lmao at that name. genius.

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Isn't somebody on this very site programming a VR game that connects up to a blowjob robot?

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Wasn't someone working on that to save Western civilization?

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

yeah with motion sensor(?) triggered ai generated sultry voice lines

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

i thought it was to destroy civilization as people would no longer try to achieve anything to impress the opposite sex? (and sometimes the same sex)

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

New Haunted Wearable Computer That Sucks Your Dick And Calls You Gay

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: