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Boots ready for some cowboy ass (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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(Fuck Chuck Norris)

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[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 59 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Fuck Chuck Norris, all my homies hate Chuck Norris.

[–] gaael@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I kinda wish I hadn't seen this and stayed ignorant. Fucking hell.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lemon Demon settled this debate ages ago, the answer is Mr. Rogers.

[–] Dianoga@lemm.ee 27 points 7 months ago

And his blood stained sweater

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 32 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I remember in 2000 I saw a well produced video with chuck norris and his wife saying that obama was the coming of the anti-christ, and I was very “uhhhhhhhh I did not know that about him.”

[–] III@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

And on that day, Chuck was defeated by basic, common sense.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

He's been on Info Wars... iirc more than once...

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The ultimate showdown!

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Classic. Didn't know it was from 2005 though.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Only five years ago? Feels way older.

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

2005 was like 7 years ago bro, get with the times!

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Oh, right. Need to adjust for COVID.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

4K version might only be 5 years ago, probably about the right time where 4K adoption hit critical mass

[–] tkohldesac@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I completely forgot there was a PG-rated version.

[–] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What if they came out of nowhere lightning fast?

[–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass?

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 1 points 6 months ago

...man, that'd be the bloodiest battle you ever saw...

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Chuck Norris turned out to be an evangelical dipshit.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Bill and Ted literally defeated death, there is no stopping them.

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They're simultaneously too dumb, and too smart, to die.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 7 months ago

However, Hogan is a snitch, and will tell Chuck their plans

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

They did have a bogus journey once, maybe they had another one?

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago

I still know this shit by heart

[–] CyberDine@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Chuck Norris is a fucking racist, theocratic, POS.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Damn that's a lot of fuckin Power Rangers.

[–] EvilTwin@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

The Rock can't lose. It's in his contract.