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Damn. His name is my name too

[–] nostalgicgamerz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Now read this in John Bailey’s Epic “honest trailers” voice

[–] Relected@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

he's literally fr fr

[–] nostalgicgamerz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I then this into ChatGPT for a hypothetical movie trailer:

Upbeat music playing]

Narrator (Voiceover): In a world where identity is everything...

[Scenes of crowded city streets, people rushing by]

Narrator (Voiceover): ...a man will embark on an extraordinary journey...

[Close-up shot of a man's face, determined expression]

Narrator (Voiceover): ...to discover the true meaning of his name...

[Flashback of a young boy learning his name, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt]

Narrator (Voiceover): ...a name that holds a secret...

[Quick shots of newspaper clippings with headlines about mysterious events]

Narrator (Voiceover): ...a name that will change everything.

[Close-up shot of a mysterious envelope with the words "Open me"]

Narrator (Voiceover): John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt...

[Cut to John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt opening the envelope]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt (Confused): What's this?

[Close-up shot of a letter]

Letter (Voiceover): John, it's time to embrace your destiny...

[Montage of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt training and learning about his name's hidden power]

Narrator (Voiceover): In a world where names hold unimaginable power...

[Scenes of epic battles and John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt using his name to fight]

Narrator (Voiceover): ...he will become a hero...

[John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt standing tall, surrounded by a cheering crowd]

Narrator (Voiceover): ...unleashing a force that will shake the very foundations of existence.

[Quick shots of explosions and intense action sequences]

Narrator (Voiceover): John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt...

[John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt standing before a villain, ready for the final showdown]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt (Determined): This ends now!

[Explosive climax with John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt using the full potential of his name]

[Montage of people from all walks of life chanting the name "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt"]

Crowd (Chanting): John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt! John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt!

Narrator (Voiceover): His name is your name too...

[John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt triumphantly walking away as the sun sets]

Narrator (Voiceover): ...and together, we will redefine what it means to be extraordinary.

[Title fades in]

Title: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt

Tagline: His name is your name too.

[Final shot of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt looking back at the camera with a knowing smile]

[Upbeat music swells]

Narrator (Voiceover): Coming soon to theaters near you.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
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