I'm a hetero cis man with stubble, but based on these categories I'd like to identify as an eepy princess if that's allowed. Right now that's my spirit animal.

If it helps my case, I have long hair and am presently burritoed in a cozy blanket.

[–] Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Same except I’m a bi cis guy. I am God’s eepiest soldier

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 24 points 7 months ago

Us right now: God, why do you give me your eepiest battles?

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 30 points 7 months ago

I'm 100% a cis guy so this doesn't apply to me. But I'd probably go for eepy princess because I'm always eepy. Or combine into the eepy tomboy because cool.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

50% eepy princess 50% chaos activist

Edit: and wish to be power mommy

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

75% eepy princess 25% chaos advocate. Basically I'm an Anarcho Syndicalist but at the same time I also have ADHD so I'm usually more focused on being eepy and cute even though I should be reading communist theory.

[–] Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The conquest of bed

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That and the conquest of sleeping on my school bus ride :3

[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 months ago

ah, yes the theory of "mutual wake"

i was commuting to uni once and fell asleep, some kind soul slapped the window i had my head resting against waking me up with a start.

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Chaos princess

Space marines hate me

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Chaos mommy here.

Until it is done.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 1 points 7 months ago

The Chaos must be defeated.

I am the hammer, I am the right hand of the Emperor, the instrument of His will, the gauntlet about His fist, the tip of His spear, the edge of His sword!

[–] lady_scarecrow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wish I could be the chaos activist but my bed is soooo comfy

[–] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

Be the chaos activist you want to see in the world. Days of chaos, nights of eep.

[–] kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

a boy XP

a cute chaotic eepy boyy mrowrr >w<

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 months ago

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Eepy Tomboy

[–] Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

[–] Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Where are the chill tomboys at? (Asking for a friend)((it’s me, I’m the friend))

[–] Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 7 months ago

Definitely an eepy princess. I actually just woke up from my second nap lol.

[–] eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 7 months ago

extremely eepy princess

[–] Nikki@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

im a bit of everything

100% eepy princess rn though ive been sick for the last 2 weeks:(

[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Oof. :c Hope you get well soon!

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Damn, having a body like any of those would be nice.

[–] ByGourou@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Sadly I'm tall hairy guy...

[–] HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 months ago

Power eepy princess mommy

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

Chaos Activist.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 7 months ago

All four, but since I'm eepy (and old), I just teach theory to the young Chaos Activists.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

Chaos Tomboy

[–] 2kool4idkwhat@lemdro.id 7 points 7 months ago

Eepy princess

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Eepy activist

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

the creepy gigahon (I'm actually a creepy gigahon)

[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Brainwormed take + not a gigahon + love yourself.

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

if I wasn't a gigahon I'd get gendered female + I just can't love myself because I look like Neil from fonv

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Psh, don't look for your reflection in the eyes of strangers. Friend's eyes are the best mirrors.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yes

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 7 months ago

Left Column, with a Right Column in progress.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Based on these replies, we gotta do a whole chart for each adjective and noun, and fill it in with appropriate characters.

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

What happens once your age out of being a tomboy but you're too much of a disaster to be a power mommy?

I'm whatever that is? a spinster? I'm married but. Well sort of, the government forms can get fucked we're wives to everyone who knows us. A cool aunt?? I'll go with cool aunt.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wait a second is a trans tomboy just a boyish male? Wtf?

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 27 points 7 months ago

No, a tomboy is a "boy-ish" girl, so a trans tomboy is the same.

[–] katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 months ago

Yes.

[–] immortal_crab@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

Yukko :D