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Xi Jinping Sicko just dropped! (hexbear.net)
submitted 9 months ago by Waldoz53@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 67 points 9 months ago (2 children)

xicko

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

xigma-male yes-hahaha-yes-1yes-hahaha-yes-2 yes-sicko

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Me when the joke is funny but I'm depressed and don't particularly feel like laughing yes-hahaha-yes-1

me when your statement is very funny and I agree with what you're saying yes-hahaha-yes-2

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

completely illegible text

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 49 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Right panel is the average hexbear poster

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

how is it not an emoji?!

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

xicko

o u meant the kid lol

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

If I have time this weekend I'll make it. It's a good one

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 41 points 9 months ago

Inaccurate

Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong isn't that thick of a book

[–] khizuo@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago

Ah yes, karate, well-known Chinese martial art.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Tag yourself.

I'm the China shill kid.

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm Mao's Red Book

[–] chuuqo@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm Xi

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

I'm the iPhone recording these Xinanigans

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

I'm "Karate Chop"

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's such a funny and subtle bit for the husband to always have a drink.

It's like Julian from Trailer Park Boys

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago

It's not that subtle imo but yeah it's hilarious

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

sicko-xi

[–] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

Plot-twist: Parents are Maoists

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The line for satire is so fucking thin here. I love this guys work.

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

don't look up his unironic stuff or you'll realize it's a garden variety lib putting this out

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 24 points 9 months ago

Aw man don’t ruin it for me like that

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

The kids are alright Care-Comrade

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

"Jinping" is just chefs-kiss

[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

waow-based

[–] D61@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

xicko

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

It's gotta be said, Kelly really gets us