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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't talk to me or my son Jorch ever again

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Jorch-Mykel Bloof, played by Michael Cera

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 35 points 7 months ago

Choose your fighter

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago

Black people are too powerful for ai

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

At least they got accurate white names

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

Shamp definitely hooked up with Foob

[–] flan@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Asheliigynne

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

Bortcels seething at Bortchads

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Fooby and Foob are brother and sister. Their parents own a car dealership.

Class of 76 SCP ass shit.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 19 points 7 months ago

"Come along, Borts!"

"Are you talking to me?"

"No, I'm talking to my son, who is also called Borts!"

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Thank you, OP. We requested that you post Hogby, and by god, did you deliver.

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (9 children)
[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm Borts.

But I won't say which one.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago
[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

:sicko-hammin:

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

I read that as Clariser

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago
[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 7 months ago

Jorch. Sitting in the CS classes trying to play emulated FF games.

[–] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago
[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

I'm Chun~~g~~us

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

I'm Furtis/Furtts

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 15 points 7 months ago

They are correct in taking two Aiden’s as there are many kids named Aiden, but one should be Ayden or Aden or some shit because people want their kids names to be “special”. The Ai is at least more creative than humans at naming imaginary kids.

[–] CoolYori@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

This has huge I am a mormon kid and my parents named me Gaidalyn. You pronounce it like jay-da-len or some shit.

If my mormon parents named me that I would INSIST on gay-darling

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago
[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Let's talk about it layyyyterrrr , Shief. Let's talk about it layyyyterrrr.

[–] Sushi_Desires@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago
[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)
[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

I'm Furtis

Or Furtts

idk how to spell my name

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

I'm not being serious, I'm just Jorching ya

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

Either Shamp or Foob

[–] imikoy@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Ah, the great liberal economist, Bootus Strappus

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Don't look into their eyes too long, you'll lose your soul.

[–] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

I was basically Fooly and I dated a girl who looked just like Clarner

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

But where is Sleve McDichael

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

shimp made me chortle

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

Good ol' nosebleed Borts! I remember that guy like it was yesterday!

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Et tu, Bootus?

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

And these are my stepsons. Brindon, Brendon, and Brandon.

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

Nah bro, i'm out here Hammin', what you doing?

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Foob looks like Jennifer Lawrence

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

Aiden, Aiden, and Braiden. This AI has seen actual recent yearbooks, I see.