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[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

the person posting this is one of the devs running the whole instance. mods will likely be here shortly to post their own favs.

[–] Circle_circle@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mod as in wanting a modification to Doom to have Dorner right? Not wanting a moderator right?

But yeah written text can really misconstrue a point.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Doom mod, yes.

[–] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

been a long time since i fired up dorners last stand. i think it needs the doom2 iwad though. not that that's hard to find.

we got a doom thread up in this mother?

[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] MCU_H8ER2@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Damn that last one got me.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The LAPD shot and killed two women doing a delivery who they thought was Dorner.

[–] bucho@lemmy.one 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Shot, yes. Killed, no. They were newspaper deliverers doing a route on the street the LAPD had staked out because one of Dorner's targets lived there. So they're just minding their business, rolling down the street at about 5 miles per hour, tossing out newspapers, when a bunch of freaked out cops unloaded more than 100 bullets into their truck. One of them, a 71-year-old woman, was shot twice; her daughter escaped being shot, but was cut by the broken glass. Fortunately for them, the cops had worse aim than Storm Troopers.

They've since been awarded a $4.2m settlement from Los Angeles. No charges were filed against the officers involved. Also, these weren't the only two people shot at by the police. They opened fire on another man as well that same day.

The article doesn't mention it, but I'm pretty sure that like 2 weeks after the shooting, the police chief offered to get the two women a new truck, probably in the hopes that they wouldn't sue.

[–] ikiru@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Yes, but were the unarmed elderly mother and young daughter duo angels? I think not.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Replace the rifling in a gun barrel with jagged edges like this and fire little 3D printed Dorner medallions like a rail gun

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

This is my favourite one lol.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I still think it's funny how the cops (who larp as soldiers) were confronted by an actual soldier and resorted to absolute panic and burned him alive out of fear.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HowShouldIKnow@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I didn't know Dorner memes were a thing but I remember when that whole thing went down. It played out like an action movie and I'm surprised no one made it into one.

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

lmao they wouldn't be able to get DOD money for that so there wouldn't be any budget.

[–] davi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago

dorner's actions were triggered after the police force retaliated legally after he reported crooked cop behavior; there will never be a accurate movie.

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know someone has the Chris Dorner hovertrain model where the tracks are made of corners and the wheels are made of Dorners

[–] abc@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

you cannot corner him

[–] MamaVomit@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

ACAB (affectionate)