!No-eyed deer!<
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Took me a second to get it until I mentally switched to a Boston accent. lol
Works well with an East Texas accent
I read this joke with my grandmother's New England accent. She always said "idear" instead of "idea."
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs!
!Still no idea!<
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no reproductive equipment?
!Still no fucking idea !!<
What do you call a deer with three eyes?
Seymour
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.