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[–] pikasaurX4@lemm.ee 49 points 7 months ago
[–] Blackout@kbin.run 36 points 7 months ago

Clooney has the perkiest nipples, so factor that into your equation.

[–] HeyLow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 7 months ago
[–] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 7 months ago

Definitely Bale. Oh the memes...

[does the voice]
"Swear to me!"

[–] steakmeoutt@sh.itjust.works 22 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Who the fuck is “Kilmar”?

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Should be spelled "Kilmer".

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Same with with "Pattison", he forgot the n before -son

[–] Getting6409@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago
[–] frazw@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

It's Val Kilmer's superhero name. His super villain name is "Kill more".

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago
[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 18 points 7 months ago

West 'cause I don't take myself too seriously

[–] Brocon@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Kevin Conroy. The rest isn't even close.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My philosophy on life is that some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

It's been a long time since I've seen some of those, but my order:

Bale = West (serious vs. funny, both legends don't make me choose) > Pattison > Affleck > Keaton > Kilmer > Clooney

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

“Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb!”

[–] laughing_hard@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Exactly how I would've sorted them. Have my upvote.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

You know what? You're absolutely right.

[–] Tahl_eN@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Conroy. Definitely Conroy.

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

All batmans are valid. All batmans are loved.

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago
[–] tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] GorGor@startrek.website 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hey fellow old person. How's the midlife crisis shaping up?

[–] RustyShackleford@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

It's great! I hate everyone and everything, and myself the most!

[–] jherazob@beehaw.org 7 points 7 months ago

Can i select two? Because yeah, Keaton, but Adam West is for everybody

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 5 points 7 months ago

I really enjoy... everything about Pattison's batman and The Batman itself - looking forward to the sequel.

[–] JayObey711@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] TeoTwawki@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Headcanon: "Adam West" is the only real batman. He retired to Quohog and all the others are paid by Alfred to keep the gotham criminals afraid of coming back after Bruces tbi during his final day in the batsuit.

[–] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

You forgot someone

[–] survivalmachine@beehaw.org 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is this one of those trolly rage-react memes where you intentionally misspell Kilmer, Affleck, and Pattinson to drive engagement?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No, one of those memes where OP can't spell worth shit, and doesn't care enough to check

[–] survivalmachine@beehaw.org 1 points 7 months ago

Fair. I expect malicious intent on other social media platforms, but not so much on fedi.

[–] Lladra@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago
[–] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Bale for sure. My brain classes him as the "real" Batman.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 7 months ago

Lewis Wilson

[–] JayObey711@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Arkham Batman. Or the lego Batman.

[–] olutukko@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Pure, West.