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Anon is nothing more than a tool (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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[-] abraham_linksys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Read the whole thing. Fuck you and I'll see you later

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

what does it mean that he's a 'toaster'?

[-] etrotta@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

the story is written from the perspective of a literal toaster, not a human
(the primal urges / bodily needs being just normal hunger for food)

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the "getting rusty" as well.

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD

I missed the joke by a mile.

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿ‘...๐Ÿ‘...๐Ÿ‘

[-] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

So she was fucking a toaster?

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Nope. Her "primal urges" were hunger. She only used it to make food

[-] GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Bravo on your post title, OP. It made the story all the better.

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