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They will never ask again (i.imgur.com)
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[–] WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How to get the FBI to investigate you: ^

[–] ArcticLynx@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

don't care I don't have to look at their ugly kids anymore

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

You could just use that line. "What would it take for you to never show me your ugly kids again?"

[–] bitKraken@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

„how much does he weight? ah, I see“ checking notes „yeah, that aint enough for my recipe. thanks anyway“

[–] orivar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

Try licking your lips, you won't have to bother looking for as long.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ricky Gervais had a similar joke https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vYtdnBiCbqY

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[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's pretty much exactly the same joke