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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 77 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The only solution to bigotry is to seperate their bones from their flesh, for that is what the Allfather wills. Reject discrimination of violence, embrace indriscriminite violence.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 71 points 7 months ago (3 children)

c/NCD on settling political differences:

NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION

c/NCD losing their house keys:

NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION

c/NCD on choosing a restaurant:

NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION

c/NCD on any minor inconvenience:

NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 45 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Bruh I stepped on a hard piece of plastic the other week (like a Lego) and I swear to God I almost pressed the fkin button.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 7 months ago

Suitable UN

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 30 points 7 months ago

Anything less risks credibility.

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 60 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We do not tolerate intolerance

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Exactly - tolerance is a social contract not a moral imperative. Break the contract? Nuke. Whine about being not tolerated? Nuke. Claiming that I have to tolerate your intolerant behavior? Believe or not, right to nuke.

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.de 13 points 7 months ago

We have the best community, thanks to nukes

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 49 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The P in LGBT stands for "peaceful"

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was "pyromaniac"

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

Why not both?

c/romans have entered the chat

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 40 points 7 months ago

Freedom and justice for all is non-negotiable.

[–] bbuez@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Like grandma used to say,

If at first you don't succeed - try a larger thermonuclear reaction

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries:

  1. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
[–] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 7 months ago

I always heard a line like that one as: if violence isn’t solving your problem you aren’t applying enough of it.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bigots: how can you infringe upon my freedom of speech? You are being intolerant and marginalizing me!

Us: stares blankly ... Ok, repeat that, but slower, and then think about it.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

oh, they know exactly what they're doing

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 12 points 7 months ago

This is so peak noncredibility it defies credulity

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

but what do the lgbt tops do?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 7 months ago
[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 6 points 7 months ago

Carpet bomb bigotry!

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I am more of a mustard gas the bigots kind of guy.

[–] babyaubrey001@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but going to the nuclear option has unwanted consequences use conventional warheads they are cheaper and possibly more devastating being easier to launch multiple more accurately just saying

[–] Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fuel-Air bombs, my beloved

[–] babyaubrey001@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

See that's my point though don't jump to to nukes I do appreciate the corrections

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Go get 'em Elmo o7