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[–] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We call her The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 7 months ago

Her book is pretty good.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That first one is just my fiancee. I've learned not to grab jars and pill bottles from the top.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it just be easier for everyone for her to remember to close them?

[–] Djtecha@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

You've clearly never been here before

[–] mortimerkahn@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

Reminds me of Amelie

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 7 months ago

Try Special Sheep Liniment

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 7 points 7 months ago

Why is Kimi Raikonnen in my house?

The toilet roll bandits are just the woooooorst

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It was meant for you.

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

I also choose this guys dead wi-

sorry, wrong thread.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago
[–] uninvitedguest@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Had the exact same joke coming in to this.

I'm with you in solidarity.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Someone’s getting D.E.N.N.I.S. systemed

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We used to call them "Nobody".

WHO TOOK MY LAST COOKIE? Oh right, Nobody did

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

We used to call them "fuck it, late for school".

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago
[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I love the way he exits each shot. He doesn't leave the room, sweeps out of it.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

I was not sure how I was gonna describe that little head first exit he makes, "sweeps out of it" is perfect. Thank you.

[–] generalterrestrial@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

We call them "Teenagers".

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 2 points 7 months ago

How did you get these clips of my old roommates?

[–] ColonelPanic@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Is that Jon from Auto Shenanigans?

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Feng Shui ninja!