We call her The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2024
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Her book is pretty good.
That first one is just my fiancee. I've learned not to grab jars and pill bottles from the top.
Wouldn't it just be easier for everyone for her to remember to close them?
You've clearly never been here before
Reminds me of Amelie
It's because you forgot to leave food out for the brownies
Try Special Sheep Liniment
Why is Kimi Raikonnen in my house?
The toilet roll bandits are just the woooooorst
My wife isn't invisible.
My condolences...
She's not dead either.
It was meant for you.
I also choose this guys dead wi-
sorry, wrong thread.
Mine is.
Had the exact same joke coming in to this.
I'm with you in solidarity.
Someone’s getting D.E.N.N.I.S. systemed
We used to call them "Nobody".
WHO TOOK MY LAST COOKIE? Oh right, Nobody did
We used to call them "fuck it, late for school".
I love the way he exits each shot. He doesn't leave the room, sweeps out of it.
I was not sure how I was gonna describe that little head first exit he makes, "sweeps out of it" is perfect. Thank you.
We call them "Teenagers".
How did you get these clips of my old roommates?
Is that Jon from Auto Shenanigans?
Feng Shui ninja!