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[–] crosswind@hexbear.net 84 points 7 months ago (1 children)

People criticized Obama for performatively pretending to drink water, and now here's Biden actually drinking water. Sometimes we just need to maturely accept incremental progress and not let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 49 points 7 months ago

Clinton didn't inhale. Obama did.

Obama didn't drink the water. Biden did.

And you tankies still claim the democrats are not making progress?

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 55 points 7 months ago

Wow, he can drink a glass of water, he's so presidential

[–] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 53 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That’s MY PRESIDENT going to the toilet by himself

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mr president. That's the sink

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

"My dad would piss in...uh....you know, the thing." - Joseph Robinette Biden

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

They mean in the picture above

[–] flan@hexbear.net 42 points 7 months ago

redditors are the most pathetic toadies ive ever seen in my life i swear to god

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh geez, I almost forgot the Trump drinks water like a buffoon discourse

Almost

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Orange you glad we have a good man as president? Ever see what happens when a Cheeto gets wet? Gross!

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

He's a big stupid poopy pants and his butt stinks and people have to smell it.

I'd vote for an emaciated three legged dog that only eats garbage and hates star wars before voting for the Velveeta voldemort

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

hell yeah /r/hydroslur!!!!

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

congrats mr president!!!!

[–] FreudianCafe@lemmy.ml 38 points 7 months ago

Biden if he was a genocidal ghoul

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago
[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Cool now get him to draw a clock.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I shudder to think of what the comments are like

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1byzwut/biden_drinking_water/

I like how a decent chunk of them are variations of "what the fuck is wrong with reddit"

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[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

90% bots spamming gifs of other ppl drinking water, 9% bots spamming "wow he only used one hand" 1% people being like hey what the fuck why is this something we are celebrating its really mundane

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

9% bots spamming "wow he only used one hand"

scrolling the comments to see if anyone made a Rubio joke yet side-eye-2

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago
[–] ziggurter@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Liberal reddit-logo would lick his boots even harder if just before this he said, "Hey, Palestinians: check this out," like those other monstrous Zionists love to do.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

OMG! How relatable!

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

they cropped out the lower part where his $1500 bespoke slacks are soaked with piss from crotch to cuff.

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ugh that would make him a lot more relatable tbh

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

This is the most powerful man on Earth. His qualification is being able to the thing any individual capable of surviving without intense medical aid can also do.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

capitaldcolon He can drink his own water without having a drip feed???

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 7 months ago

I was kind of expecting a sippy cup.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

he just like me fr

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Is this the moment Biden truly became president?

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Was gonna joke about how he looks like he's about to drown in it but i didn't realize it was posted as a flex.

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Devil's Milkshake 2: Noble Jackals, Penny Dreadfuls, And The Systematic Dehumanization of Cool

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago
[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

Such vigor!

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why are people up voting that? What kind of seal do you have to be to find that good, entertaining, whatever?

[–] somename@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

Ngl a large part of it is probably bots.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

Dear God these people are braindead morons who will upvote anything Dem backed like a dog running after a ball.