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[–] kernelle@0d.gs 42 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Friendly reminder to not use pokey thing into those grills, use a mounting putty, stick it on there and be satisfied when you pull it off. Same thing if you have wireless earbuds where one ear is a different volume.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I thought I was just going deaf.

[–] kernelle@0d.gs 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

You seem like a glass-half-full kind of person.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How do I solve a territorial dispute over who owns the one thunderbolt charger when there used to be two?

[–] kernelle@0d.gs 8 points 8 months ago

Are you in the US? Then either guns or lawsuit

[–] match@pawb.social 27 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Oh, is Biden injecting 5G into Czechs, too?

[–] jaykay@lemmy.zip 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Through speakers apparently. Some sound beams. Wait… can speakers produce 5G frequency? O.o

[–] steersman2484@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Most of them don't go over 20kHz as this is the max a human can hear. The lowest 5G frequenzy is 450MHz, therefore no, even if you would use sound as a medium.

[–] jaykay@lemmy.zip 7 points 8 months ago

I was being sarcastic but I learned something so thanks :)

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Nah, just cash. That's why the bills are so cartoony now

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 26 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Ár jů e VíPíeN jůzr ór uan of d hendfl of Čeks eraund hýr?

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

I'm amazed at just how easily I read that. Good work!

[–] realitista@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sou e forýn nešnelity bat in d Ček Rypablik? Ezen expet óron vekejšn? Ór džast jůzink e Ček proxy sérvis lájke VíPíeN?

[–] realitista@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I know three such people, all various academics in Prague. There are barely any cities further east that are so welcoming to people like you. Other than the school shooting last Christmas, we don't really have much against American culture taking roots.

[–] realitista@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I've worked in pretty much every CEE country and usually many cities in each of them the last 24 years and really can't say I ever felt unwelcome, even in places you'd think might be less welcoming like smaller cities in Russia. There are certainly places that are easier to get around but I really can't say I've ever felt truly unsafe or unwelcome even when making questionable decisions. Of course shitty individuals exist anywhere, but I can't say I've run into more here than I have in the states.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 0 points 8 months ago

even when making questionable decisions

Well, unfortunately Prague is also quite full of scammers that will take advantage of your situation. I'm sure you've been told to be careful when exchanging money and riding taxis.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

English written in the czech orthography is cursed and i hate it

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Dérizen intájr sabredyt dedykejtyd tu Ingliš rytn in véryjus kérsd órtogrefís: ár-sleš-JuropijanSpeling. Nou Lemy eltérnetyf karntly exisc esfárezáj nou.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 0 points 8 months ago

I understand using alternative orthographies (hell, i was into Shavian for a while) but this one feels weird

[–] Cover_czar@lemmy.ml 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What's happening on Saturday

[–] realitista@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's when they send the mind control sound. If you don't destroy all the speakers by then, you will be under their control.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 26 points 8 months ago

Ah yes, the mind control sound.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Apprexiate the reminder but I remembered to do this yesterday, thank god!

[–] dab@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's now Saturday. What happened to those who forgot to do this?!?

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] pressanykeynow@iusearchlinux.fyi 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

to shreds you say...

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 13 points 8 months ago

Vampire iPhone, stake through the CPU

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

I have no idea except in my head I’ve decided it’s about Eurovision.

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

It's about making you click

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 12 points 8 months ago

It seems like alternatively you could cross the border to some other country and not have to do this anymore. Slovakia gets all the breaks.

[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Has anyone clicked these to see what we must do?

[–] Ross_audio@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago

Once out of curiosity.

It's usually an ad ridden article with AI vomit to make it really long that eventually tells you there's a point update in iOS.

[–] realitista@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Instructions seem quite clear- pierce your speaker with a toothpick.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Instructions unclear: I have ruptured my eardrum with 1840s style compass

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 8 months ago

Just hit it with a hammer.

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What real life event is this referencing?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Aubergine Sunday.

[–] subspaceinterferents@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Stab stab stabby stab stability stab.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 7 months ago

My wife is a pastry chef and her iPhone holes are full of flour. Is disgusting.