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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to !shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml

Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

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From now on a new rule is in place

~~Rule 8: The subject of a post must be highly visible, which means that it is either highly upvoted/liked/viewed, posted by a public figure or widely known of in society.~~

Reworded rule:

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this.

c/the_dunk_tank should be about dunking on capitalist/reactionary ideas floating in society not about finding one idiot to get mad at, so the rule has been introduced to make sure that is the case

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 64 points 7 months ago

You must find an actual guy to get mad at and can't make one up

:19::84:

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 47 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mods are forcing me to stop consuming the posting equivalent of an all big macs and jumbo cokes diet, billions must log off :19::84:

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

Fr tho, I think this will be a positive improvement to the site that will stop it just being the "making fun of weird internet psychos" site

[–] abc@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago

i will be posting a dunktank post screenshotting this mid rule

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)

For the next rules change can we make it punishable by death to post ironic rage bait to the_dunk_tank?

[–] replaceable@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The purpose of this comm is literally to quarantine all of the "finding an idiot to get mad at" posts. This rule change is gonna make the rest of the site worse.

[–] replaceable@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

All the people addicted to dunking should be grateful really, we are enforcing a higher quality of dunks, they will no longer have to satisfy themselvels with the low quality stuff containing sulfates

[–] booty@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You're enforcing twitter screenshots, the worst kind of post

[–] replaceable@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

No, we are actually forbidding screenshots of tweets made by 100 follower accounts

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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

:downbear:

The thing about ideas floating in society is that they are often expressed by random idiots.

Also, the criteria of highly upvoted or well known are arbitrary and ill defined.

[–] replaceable@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The thing about ideas floating in society is that they are often expressed by random idiots.

If they are believed in by more than one person you will be able to find a highly upvoted comment expressing those idea.

Also, the criteria of highly upvoted or well known are arbitrary and ill defined.

Yes, i will be doing a vibes based analysis on every post

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago

Counter point, sometimes a less upvoted comment is funnier.

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Boo this post is liberalism boo

The rule should be stopping Twitter screenshot posts

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If you take away twitter screenshots all that's left is Obama jokes and K*rryposting and that blood will be on YOUR hands

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[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago
[–] disposable_cracker@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Some of the funniest ones are weirdos in comment sections though.

Edit: on second thought, OP is right. The point and laugh at random libs vibe creates a mean environment. IDK what any chapo says: bullying doesn't work (inb4 PIGPOOPBALLS). This rule change should drive out bad people much like the removal of downvotes have.

I have deleted my offending posts.

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[–] christian@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I actually love this rule. I had the dunk tank blocked for a year or two because I was finding that the experience of getting angry at random nobodies while scrolling through posts was making hexbear a lot less enjoyable for me. With that said, at some point (a couple months ago?) I saw some great piece of comedy before logging in and decided to unblock.

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[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I like low level dunks because they are the kind I interact with offline too, and the responses and critiques are applicable to how I interact with those people or in those spaces.

Like if I see a common sinophobic trope being shopped around, then I get a good counter to it in the dunk tank, I can use it when a friend or whoever brings it up irl.

Higher profile people don't necessarily truck in the same rhetoric as people thinking they're posting in semi-anonymous online spaces. If the dunk tank is going to be useful, and serve as a useful venting space/containment zone, then putting some arbitrary cutoff of 'oh a few hundred followers needed before we can drag this shithead' is a counterproductive rule imo

Also I don't care

Edit: i mean, I'm okay with your moderation decision. I understand what you're going for, but I think what I'm trying to say is that personally i don't see low hanging fruit as a problem. To me it's cathartic to be like 'check out this trasheap' and have a few friends also lay in the boot, while I don't post in this comm, I have like, one friend irl who I do share ragebait with when I come across it, it's kinda like oh I haven't messaged person x in a while, I'll flick them this thing I saw and ask him what's up, and if I didn't, I'd probably share it here as an outlet?

Edit edit: also yeh the change has been made so not sure even why it's worthwhile sharing my view on it now anyway. I'm sleepy night y'all

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[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

Wow, rules? That's really authoritarian! Typical red fash. Literally Communism!

I actually have no opinion.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

What's the bar for "well/widely known" here, would dunking on some loser like Stefan Molyneux or Ian Miles Cheong be allowed? They are pretty damn irrelevant compared to the expert-shapiro / up-yours-woke-moralists realm where they have actual reach.

[–] replaceable@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The purpose of the rule is to stop dunking on one(1) upvote comments, these are public figures even if relatively obscure so they would be allowed

[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Could we make exceptions for posts and comments in close proximity to Hexbear? Like on a federated instance just outside of Hexbear mod jurisdiction? Or posts that mention Hexbear, or made in reply to a Hexbear user?

My last dunk tank post would not be allowed under this rule, but I felt it was super productive. It brought attention to an asshole dbzer0 poster commenting on .ml. Hexbear got to do a classic anti-chud dogpile, the user was brought to the attention of the dbzer0 and .ml admins/mods, and eventually their comment was removed. I've always felt this was the sort of thing c/the_dunk_tank was made for; after a dogpile like that, it's far less likely for lurkers to take the chud's side. It's always been an extension of the r/CTH culture of using bullying as a deterrent, it makes chuds think twice about whether or not it's worth sharing their shitty opinions.

Here's a link to it: https://hexbear.net/post/2139624

The person has no upvotes in the screenshot, but that's because their comment was in direct reply to me, so I was able to post it here before any other chuds came along to upvote it.

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[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

OK if someone on twitter or reddit or discord makes me mad and they're just a random I will merely post it in the mega and annoy those people instead. Thats what I was doing with low profile things anyway.

Sorry but I absolutely do need to vent to like minded people when something like that happens lmao that will not be ceasing.

[–] replaceable@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

That is outside of my reach so i cant stop you but know i will send your post a stern look

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] replaceable@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Liberalism is caring about brainworms of some powerless nobody

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

This is one of the most fun police rules I think I've ever seen.

https://hexbear.net/post/2215109

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

I have no idea what OP thinks "dunking" means.

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[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Would this, the top post in the last month, be disallowed under this rule?

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

My post would've been illegal. rust-darkness

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[–] TBooneChickens@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] replaceable@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, thats why i stepped up and introduced the rule

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[–] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Good change.

[–] glans@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

can't wait for the arguments about who is "widely known" "in" "society"

[–] replaceable@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The rule is to prevent posts about for example 0 likes youtube comments, im not very good at putting my thoughts into words, so if you have a better idea how to phrase the rule im all ears

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[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ya my least favourite posts to hexbear, by far, have been a screenshot of some rando on Reddit. I support this rule change very hard.

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I care a lot about this and I am making my opinion known, right here, right now.

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[–] sgtlion@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

Good change stalin-approval

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So this comm is just chapotraphouse2 now?

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[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So is like a reddit comment or post with hundreds of upvotes still allowed

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[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Agree with this change.

[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

This rule is anti bullying and I guess that’s for the best but I am not happy about it

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So can I post stuff said by NAFO or Ukraine Flag Emojis or not?

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[–] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Good change

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