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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 64 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"The solution is two ethno states! That'd solve everything and definitely not lead to problems later."

[–] CindyTheSkull@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Well, you have to follow Rinox's entire plan. Creating a "well-defined border" will ensure that any animosity between the two ethnostates won't ever become a problem. Also they all have to stop having religions altogether. Easy peasy.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just to be safe, there needs to be THREE states, the two antagonistic states separated by a third state that keeps them from being able see each other. It can't possibly fail! inconceivable

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

croatia, serbia and bosnia? man that's gonna work out well!

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have it from reliable sources that Rinox's plan also has a second phase which will turn Palestine into an economic powerhouse, and here it is in its entirety: "become like a powerful nation or something like that idk"

holy crap what a statesman

[–] CindyTheSkull@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Truly, we should all be grateful that such a geopolitical genius has risen to solve the world's problems. We need to put that giga-humanist mind to work on getting Russia to play nice with poor smol bean Ukraine next.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

...two ethno states...

why-shouldnt-i

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 51 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

pflp-octoplushie: "No justice? No peace!"
isntrael: "No justice! No peace!"

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

also,

know justice! know peace!

[–] newerAccountWhoDis@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

If it means an end to killings and ongoing colonization of the westbank I'm here for it

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 42 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

There is no need to kill anyone, yes even the settlers. Some may leave because they hate living next to Arabs, others can stay where they are.

The solution they are suggesting, if Israel agrees (it won't) would mean kicking out all the Jewish settlers in the west bank.

Also making this about religion 🤦 ignoring all the Palestinian Christians who were killed or expelled.

[–] YearOfTheCommieDesktop@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean you know a lot of those settlers will do stochastic terrorism and violently resist any integration. So they might need to be subdued, and I imagine it'd be hard to accomplish that without any of them dying in a shootout or something. Plus some of them are literally living in palestinians houses, no?

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Yep and all the Palestinian towns which were destroyed during Nakba as well.

There will be a need for a state lead housing project for all the Palestinians who were expelled.

None of this factors into the 'solution' presented by them, millions of Palestinians live in refugee camps in the neighboring countries.

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

There will be a need for a state lead housing project for all the Palestinians who were expelled.

For the Palestinians who were expelled and for settlers getting removed from stolen dwellings, correct?

Edit: to clarify, I feel like I see people using home construction to dodge the issue of settler removal, pushing Palestinian refugees into hypothetical newly constructed apartment blocks while settlers get to remain in stolen homes because “it would be too violent to remove them.” Not saying you are, just explaining

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

i say kick out all the settlers with dual citizenship, but they'd probably self-deport wouldn't they?

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I really feel like the first generation fuckers should get the boot

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

i don't want to make anyone stateless 'cause that's a whole fuck and they didn't choose to be born in a settler colony, but most of those kids probably have dual citizenship.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago
[–] CindyTheSkull@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago

Well I've been trying to educate them with as much good faith response as I can muster. I considered just posting PPB, but I guess because I'm medicated, I felt compelled to press on. Anyway, I heavily quoted from this excellent site: DecolonizePalestine & their myth database. I would recommend it to anyone else, especially if you plan to argue with zionists or their dipshit water-carriers like the one in the image.

[–] disposable_cracker@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

Give them both a state and tell the Zionist entity "swiper, no swiping."

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

wow, give this person a Nobel peace prize, right now! how could we have been so stupid? the answer was there all along! so stupid that nobody has ever tried a two state solution, and that all this time we hadn't even considered the "simply live and let live" solution

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

There's an Italian instance of feddit? I can only imagine how fucked the vibes must be there.

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Breaking fediverse records for sexual harassment chefs-kiss

[–] YearOfTheCommieDesktop@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

tagging in posts doesnt work iirc

[–] CindyTheSkull@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh, hmmm. I didn't know that, thanks. Tagging @TheLastHero@hexbear.net in this comment, then.

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Thanks, I tried to effortpost a response for them. People like them who just call for a "simple" two state solution rarely understand what that entails. They would see a fully sovereign Palestine as terrifying.

"Give us your bombers sir, and you can have our baskets"

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

What’s that definition of insanity?