Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 7 months ago by Sunny@slrpnk.net to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I could tell you my famous UDP joke, but you might not get it

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I just used my bullhorn to tell my neighbors a joke about broadcast.

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

If your name is Joe, I have an anycast joke to tell you.

[–] WalrusByte@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I'd tell you my multicast joke, but it's only funny to the right group.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 10 points 7 months ago

I could famous joke UDP tell you

[–] Sunny@slrpnk.net 5 points 7 months ago

Heheh also a good one!

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I’d like to tell you my famous TCP joke. Can we SYNchronize, so that I can send you my joke?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

I acknowledge that I have received your joke.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

This joke brought to you by the Network Dadmin

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dammit, was about to downvote, took me that long...haha

[–] computergeek125@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Good thing the timeout was long enough :)

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Nothing funnier than the Transmission Control Protocol slash Internet Protocol protocol.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I are eff see what you did there

[–] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh dear Lord, I don't know if a child of that age would understand this, but it is funny.

[–] Sunny@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah... I figured it was more a figure of speech that rule? As in, nothing nsfw or anything like that.

[–] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 2 points 7 months ago

I think its fine. Just i doubt a 6yo would get it. Keep it up tho imo