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[–] Grishaix@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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Is for cheaters who want to squeeze as much code as possible onto one screen.

[–] zygo_histo_morpheus@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

only good thing about javascript is that it forces people to put the squiggly brackets on the right

[–] bcrussin_dev@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought you could put curly brackets on a new line in js? Although I know when returning an object it has to be on the same line… fuck JavaScript man

Exactly, your options are either mixing curly brackets or putting them all on the right and most people aren't crazy enough to mix then

[–] Bjoern_Tantau@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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but

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Don't ask me why.

[–] snake_case@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This image is cursed!!

[–] CoderKat@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, are you saying you indent the braces? Cause if that's not unintentional, those are both horrifying!

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