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I run Debian btw

Found the financial advisor.

I also run Debian, btw.

Arch is a Vauxhall Novana

Nah, Arch is the reliant robin: it's minimal, requires constant maintenance, and while it might flip in a corner, it's pretty easy to get out and flip it back up ( it's a really good learning and training opportunity)

None of the owners race cars

Now that's not true, I've been known to s- whispering, clearing throat my council has informed me that I should end this statement without any further detail.

Cute I thought the headlights and plate looked like a face so I made some changes. https://imgur.com/a/nPXRRzP
I was not sure whether to add the eye brows or not.

Nah Linux Mint is a Kia Ceed.

Ubuntu is a Ford Focus, they successfully stole the volvo estate market (Debian). The car was fun, good value and very practical. It was everywhere. Then Ford started increasing the size, weight, price, etc.. killing the point of the Focus.

So along comes Kia trying to make a competitor in the Ceed.

In theory the Ceed is a great car, its super cheap, lots of cabin space, nippy, the inside has every modern convenance, but....

• It plays engine noises via speakers that aren't aligned with what you are doing
• The boot space is rubbish, so 5 people can happily travel in the car you barely fit a suitcase in it
• There is an steering sensitivity button that stays on at 70 MPH with no indication on the display
• A Vauxhall Nova just out accelerated you

Your left wondering why anyone is bothering with hot hatchbacks these days as you climb into your volvo

A company sprinter

It was the first distro I installed on my laptop and actually daily drived, it looks cool and the feels good to use

And since almost nobody around me uses linux it gives a very good image with how clean it looks

Reliable as fuck while doing all the heavy lifting for everybody downstream? Sounds right

Nah, I'm Debian user and that's a fucking solid depiction of Debian.

It's not fancy, it's not pretty, it has no bells and whistles, but it's God damn workhorse and it'll keep on trucking no matter what you do to it.

Only one that can do a hard day's work without breaking down.

Ukrainian Farmers are terrifying.

Probably a Prius V. Kinda good at most normal things.

I prefer Torvalds myself

Yeah, what the fuck is with the depiction of Zorin here? Someone really got wowed by that plasma theme, eh?

Gentoo. Good idea on paper, takes a lot of time to get ready for arguable benefits

Linux From Scratch. They started it, but never figured out how to finish it and get it fully working.

A cargo ship... because alpine is useful for docker containers

probably a kit car, or the underlying platform of something bigger than a car.

Here is it