You can definitely find men who flirt like all four of these examples.
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I mean, the flaunting of sexual organs as an attempt to show fitness for mating isn't exactly unlike those things
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They also literally scream all day at the top of their lungs, "WANNA FUCK??"
Yeah I hate it when I'm trying to enjoy myself at the park and there's a bunch of birds screaming at the top of their lungs about sex.
Think of the poor children, we can't let this continue
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Who Men or Birds? I mean that applies to both. If we are doing this whole sweeping generalization thing.
But seriously majority of Men aren't jerks. Just a surprising number of men who go around hitting/trying to get laid all the time are.
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It's just a cacophony of male birds literally shouting it over each other all day from sunrise to sunset.
Nature is so beautiful 😍
Okay but seriously giving shiny rocks to girls works pretty well. Not like jewelry or gemstones, literally just nice rocks.
Have you ever just sat and admired a well-tumbled stone? They're pretty to look at.
Bonus, if your person is the right type of crafty, they can turn those nice rocks into jewelry! I have a couple pieces my wife has made because they were just interesting stones she's found she thought I'd like.
Men, on the other hand, can be impressed by the gift of a good stick.
Well I mean... Not exactly limited to girls. Who doesn't like a nice shiny rock? Nobody, that's who. Show me one person who claims to not have at least one good rock somewhere in their house. Can't do it can yeh? Didn't think so.
I got a rock last weekend that I'm still pumped about. I'm letting it just sit on top of my coffee table.
Edit: rock
God damn. Nice rock.
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One of my exes gave me a pebble, and said something about penguins giving a partner a pebble and they keep it for life. Pretty sure I lost it after a couple of weeks, and found a similar looking one and she never caught on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Tbh most real birds probably act like the last one.
Ducks don't even ask. They just rape. Most birds don't have a penis, but ducks do. It's for raping.
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Lemme smash.
No, Ron. Go find Becky.
You wan... sum fuk?
Pssh, this is completely untrue. The last time I impaled a bunch of small people and animals on a giant thorn, I didn't any attention. Well some, but the only from the police.
Building a beautiful house is slightly more involved than weaving together some sticks and twigs that you found.
Pigeon nests are even shittier than that. They literally put some twigs down and call it a day. Honestly it's a wonder how they even survive. Google for 'pigeon nest' for a good laugh, they're just so terrible at it, like imagine a person giving bits of wood as a house.
Well, when clubbing I've often seen guys use the same mating strategy as street pidgeons.
Puffing their chest, wiggling their heads and weirdly "dancing" while rotating in place?
Bottom left is just actual neurodivergent flirting
It's also how it works in Stardew Valley
Imagine how thrilled I was when I realized my crush likes to eat a common sort of rock I had like 30 of
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Not all birds
Definitely not ducks.
My name is Duck and I'm here to fuck.
I'm a drake, you made a mistake.
I'd be a Canada Goose
Hey baby wanna ...... HOOOOOONNNKKKK!!!! .....
I've only properly been a woman for like, 5 years now, but I've honestly only had one dude ever attempt the fourth panel. Most dudes who try to flirt with me do it by talking about their interests and relentlessly complimenting me every time I know something about it or have something to add. That said, it does work on me.
I wish men and or women flirted like birds 😔
Honestly our species sucks
Our species' talent is speech, and that's what we use to flirt. That seems natural to me.
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I'll take the top left bird please.
And I love how all we women have to do is just sit there and attract men. /s
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