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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Cromalin@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net
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[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 95 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)
[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

Damn he's batting 1.000

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[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 72 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Hmmmmm one year older than Joe Biden.

And it's not like he had to deal with the stress of being president at his age.

[–] edge@hexbear.net 62 points 7 months ago (3 children)

And he died because he fell.

Something Biden has done many times.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago (4 children)
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago

Comrade stairs, you can do this!

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] edge@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Harris would poll at like 10% approval as soon as she became president but Dems would still push through with her as the candidate.

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[–] Bloobish@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Stairs: You have to be lucky every time, we only need to be lucky once...

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[–] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago

Just one fall out of a coconut tree is all it takes for him to cease existing in the context in all of which he lives jokermala

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[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 58 points 7 months ago

Good. Eat shit and burn in hell you demon. He has directly been involved in so many social murders that I'm sure Satan himself will want to congratulate him

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 56 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Don't look, dead ghoul insidedead-dove-1

dead-dove-2

dean-smile

[–] GrumpigPoopBalls@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

furiously googles "Joe lieberman bashar al assad"

[–] Cromalin@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] GrumpigPoopBalls@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago

I didn't google furiously enough joever

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago
[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cromalin@hexbear.net 72 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

he helped create homeland security, was a big part of the push to invade iraq, and got public health insurance removed from obamacare

and just generally was a huge piece of shit the democrats used to make sure nothing good happened while they had control of the legislature

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

He also helped popularize "centrism" and tried to run as Presidential candidate on a... "both sides are wrong" platform.

He always positioned himself as an independent, basically, or "above" two-party politics.

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago

One Joe down...

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Damn, went through the trouble to do this. Thank you.

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[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 7 months ago

He came to my high school while he was in office, I remember him being severely out of touch trying to do his photo ops and talking to students. I started to follow his career then and voted against him whenever I could because he had the absolute worst policies, even for the dumb kid I was. Eventually I moved out of state though, and started hating new politicians. But you always remember your first.

Get fucked ya piece of shit

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago

Rest in piss Joseph Lebensraum rip-bozo

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago
[–] edge@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

OCTOGENARIAN AMERICAN POLITICIAN NAMED JOE DIES FROM FALL

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Prediction: so many of these ghouls are decrepit and will keel over soon, vastly reducing the supply of dancing crab emojis

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sonic the Hedgehog never forgets a slight

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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Surprised he was still alive tbh

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

I hope to be older than him when I'm finally dead.

...Hold my Moon Charon.

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago
[–] proletar_ian@lemmy.ml 22 points 7 months ago

This is the correct response!

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Lieberman?
Heh, I guess he's Toterman now.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

[Droopy dog voice] oh dear

[–] shiteyes2@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

How could they even tell though.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

It's Joever joever

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Love that he fell, LMAO he-laughed

Now for all the media dipshits eulogies about how this evil piece of shit was actually a good guy

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dont know who that is but if he was a US Senator, then he was automatically evil. So fuck him and fuck his family too.

[–] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

he was like the joe manchin/whatshername from arizona of obamacare

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