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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 165 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this is just a dude taking the piss out of the myriad of women's profiles that basically say the same thing.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 50 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Especially being the primary care giver of 3 kids despite having felonies on the record and smoking like a stack while drinking like a fish

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

smoking like a stack

great, never heard this one

[–] FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, chimneys are for rich folks with brick houses.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

oh shit, that's the original phrase.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah, if you're on probation or parole you're not allowed to drink (or use marijuana, or any other illicit substance). The cops in PA will randomly raid bars looking for probationers and parolees. That shit was annoying for those of us that were trying to have a good time at Karaoke

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 74 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Pretty sure this is satire

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

On Lemmy Shitpost?!

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

It is, but apparently lemmy is filled with people who don't think so.

[–] KingBoo@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My favorite touch is that he's 5'11".

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world 42 points 7 months ago

He's just looking for the ol' 6-6-6

6 figures

6/10 (or better)

6 IQ

[–] zzzzzzyx@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago

This is obviously bait guys, calm down. This dude is parodying the stereotype of women doing similar on dating apps and exposing a double standard.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 34 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

but when I make fun of women for being fat I'm the bad guy

I mean, you can both be bad guys ☺️

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Is that part of the joke? I don’t get it

[–] odium@programming.dev 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

It's a meme that all 5'11" ppl round up and claim they're 6 feet

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Is that related to the incel thing where they say women refuse to date short men?

[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 8 months ago

You get more matches if you round up to 6ft.

[–] John_McMurray@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

kiiiiinda.....but there's a not insignificant number of women actually won't either, probably more related to the "6 foot mininum" you see on tinder profiles a lot.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This may be a surprise, but there is a group of women that woman equivalent of incel men.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

“Won’t anyone think of the poor men!!”

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Great hyperbole! Actually no one is "poor", all humans are shitbags, when given power they will abuse it.

[–] albin_jo_09@mastodon.social 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

@Crashumbc @jeffw What you mean ? How can we see everyone as same ?

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How can you not? Although white males are currently and most (all?) of human history have been top of the power pyramid and have been complete assholes to others with that power. And should be rightly called out on their abuse to others. That doesn't exclude others from being shitbags when they get or have power over others.

The only logical conclusion is the ALL humans are generally shits bags when they have the power to be. (Taking into account your normal exceptions and outliers to the rule of course.)

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

“All lives matter!!” Great take

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Such a sad person, that's all you got from my comment. Try thinking next time. Nothing I said, indicates I believe in "all lives matter" quite the opposite in fact.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bud, you all lives mattered sexism. If you really can’t reread your comment and see the parallels, that’s pretty sad

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

You're like doubling down on not even understanding the terms you're throwing around. This is a waste of time. Goodbye.

[–] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I remember meeting a lot of my women friend’s boyfriends back when everyone was going through that song and dance. “He is six feet!”

What was always incredible is how many of these six foot tall dudes were the same height or shorter than me, and I am five ten.

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

The weirdest thing is that 6 feet (183cm) isn't even very tall. If you're going to lie, go all out and say you're 7 feet tall.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Any real man would round up.

[–] mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I'm 5'11, but 6ft erect.

[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Yeah, based on the photo, I doubt more than 5'8"

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don’t have a job or car

Delivery driver

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I think I must live on his UPS route

[–] mononomi@feddit.nl 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A wild useless red circle appeared!

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

I think it's worse than that. It's counter productive. I missed the joke because I was looking for it in the red circle

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 18 points 7 months ago

I can fix him. He's already a family man, how hard can the rest be?

[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately guys like this are real, as are the traumatized women who go for them.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I watched a couple seasons of love after lockup. The women dating guys in prison went for guys like this because they were very insecure, and thought probation would help them control the men.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 7 months ago

And here I spent years on dating apps trying to make myself seem likable when I could have just demanded a rich caretaker.

[–] degen@midwest.social 6 points 8 months ago

Ay girl, get me outta these backrooms

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Seems like a real winner.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Here's a picture of me and my ex - a hotel hallway.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

You gotta admire the honesty

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Finally the he male