confidential rule : 196

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what this is, but I upvoted because it's on 196 so I assume it's something gay

[–] Vishram1123@lemm.ee 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

No, but it's even worse: classified military documents

Edit: guess I'm getting evicted by the us government

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 6 points 8 months ago

Boutta look this up...

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 11 points 8 months ago

I'm at least 60% sure I won't get arrested for this

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

A Bill to C.A.P.T.C.H.A. (Create A Procedure To Combat Hacker Attacks)

B. The Department of Defense shall award a separate Joint Enterprise Defense Infrastructure (JEDI) cloud computing contract to Amazon Web Services.

There's no way this is real.

SECTION 5. All laws in conflict with this legislation are hereby declared null and void.

Ah no wait, this is actually probably legit after all lol

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

they weren't lying, the military's security really is garbage

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

wikileaks?