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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 4 points 8 months ago

Is this you robocall? Did you do this and then make a shitpost about it? I salute you.

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I DIDN'T GET A PEPPERONI GOD DAMNIT. Fr though, I miss my teachers like this...these online professors ain't worth two fucks

[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 0 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Ah yes, you're too damn lazy to go to college in person so the online professor "ain't worth two fucks" because they don't violate FERPA and order you a surprise slice of pizza to your house during their class.

Fuck your entitlement dude.

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[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

This made me feel sad and happy for a bit. What a strange emotion...

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago

I remember the teacher would have us bring a few bucks and wed get a slice of pizza during the pizza parties, while we watched some movie on the TV. I guess it must have been some chill out time for the teacher after a long week or something?

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

It buys the pizza or else is gets the hose again

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago
[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 0 points 8 months ago

During grades 0-4, i had a special program where i would stay at school for 8 hours, but get no homework and had a 1 hour recreation break and big eating break(not to be confused with the shorter one), where we(my class) got served food(once we received moldy bread i think). Each friday we each got a pizza.

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