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It means "abandon all hope ye who enter here" its the inscription dante decided was above the gates of hell and she put right above her ass. 10/10

What do yall think?

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[–] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

she put right above her ass

It's a warning to you, OP. It means, anything you put in, won't be getting out. It belongs to her, legally.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It means if you have the anal sex your eternal soul WILL go to hell.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 27 points 8 months ago

Im so ready

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

I’m holding my judgment until I hear what the rest of the polycule has to say about it

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

Volcel Police

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

she got hemorrhoids or something?

[–] buh@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

She’s a shark

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Not afaik 👀

[–] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yo holy fuck she just revealed to me that she thinks she has a hemorrhoid. I'm not fucking joking.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

How would that work anatomically? Is it between the second dorsal and caudal fins?

Other than the confusing logistics that is both a hilarious-ass tattoo and a hilarious ass tattoo.

[–] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago
[–] nabana@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

You know, for the longest time I was trying to convince a friend of mine who was really into LOTR to get "Speak Friend and Enter" in elvish right above his ass but he never went for it.

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

lmao that's excellent chefs-kiss

[–] Notcontenttobequiet@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Is your girlfriend someone I went to high school with? Because I heard a rumor about a girl getting this same tattoo after graduation.

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago