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Me when someone uses my driveway to turn around, but I'm not a scared little piss baby

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 63 points 6 months ago

malcolm-checks Me watching my driveway with a loaded AR-15 for when a grubhub driver picks the wrong house I can open fire and be a real MAN

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

[etches another tally in the wall for the seventh delivery driver killed this week]

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

I think that's an M2 Carbine :)

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

Damn liberals don't know they guns they assault bayonet rifles

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

The assault clipazine is very obvious! Damn libs...

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

They wan' take ma gosh darn 6000 rounds per minute vibrating buhtplag, they be thinking is a damn minigun

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

You gotta show your true masculine dominance BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY it seems...

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 56 points 6 months ago

sadness me when someone uses my driveway to turn around (i am very lonely and wanted human interaction)

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

One time a van full of some ladies pulled up my upper driveway which is never used and at the time was grown over with weeds and had a lot of snow on it and came to my front door and they were looking for the people next door. I was normal about it and didn't shoot them because I don't have cordite and hamburger for brains.

[-] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

Imagine having a driveway

[-] Bloobish@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

...did another crazed gammon suburbanite shoot down a random driver?

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

looking out to the street, peering through nearly closed blinds. watching my neighbor mowing his front lawn side to side. shaking my head, raising the mug to my frowned lips.

this city.
these people.
they are shrouded in darkness.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

You have a driveway?

[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Our driveway hammer-sickle

[-] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Pissbabies can’t even handle people ringing their doorbell

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

is this in reference to anything in particular?

[-] 1van5@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

look at this guy with a driveway

this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2024
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