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What is the quote? Funniest wins! (lemmy.world)
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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No one is going to top the actual sign.

otoh, here's an old medical student joke.

Two med students are talking. One says "When I graduated harvard with a 3.9 GPA I was arrogant. Now that I've learned humility, I'm perfect."

[–] blujan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Man there are some great doctors, and I have met some of them having been at the hospital three times now for short stays.

There are some awful doctors as well, and usually the quality of their medical knowledge is bad but their personal quality is much worse.

I wish I hadn't met those as well.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Everyone I know in the health field says that 'Scrubs' is a documentary.

[–] ValiantDust@feddit.de 25 points 8 months ago

Never gonna give you up

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Don't quote me.

I'm not a doctor.

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 12 points 8 months ago

Take two aspirin.
And call me in the morning.

[–] pm_me_your_thoughts@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

put the lime

in the coconut

[–] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

"Only stick objects up the ass that are designed to go up the ass"

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 10 points 8 months ago

"Should've eat your apple."

[–] vbb@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

So this problem isn’t specific to one country? One time doctor’s writing was so bad that pharmacist in store couldn’t understand it.

[–] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago

Can confirm it's universal. Swearing the hippocratic oath takes away your ability to write legibly.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 3 points 8 months ago

So the thing is, most physicians take classes on "Shorthand Cursive" particularly "Gregg Shorthand" so that they can write out very long words very quickly and go help more people.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

one subscription to medicine

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 3 points 8 months ago

Enshittification has gone too far.

[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Dx: Anxiety. Rx: Valium.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Fuck the homeopathy.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

antibiotic prescriptions

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 months ago

She gave Larry David her phone number.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

No pill gonna cure my ill.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 2 points 8 months ago

NO MORE

[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

It says "just spit it disgusting youngin', and hold your nuts while you're gunnin'"