Maybe Jesus ran a scam with Judas on the Romans.
"Hey Jesus, how about we get that gold for your head. I know this dude that looks somewhat like you. Let's give him to the Romans."
Then, three days after, someone not in on the plan found Jesus, so they had to pretend that he rose from the dead.
They went to the grave to get rid of the body, so their story is more believable.
epic heist movie plots flying 'round here
So much more believable than that other stuff
What's with the boomer humor tier jokes?
The joke is literally wifebad. That's 60's newspaper novelty. People have lived whole lives and died since these jokes were new.
Yep, I'm expecting Ziggy comic strips next.
Really feels like bottom of the barrel r/funny stuff, the kinda stuff we really don't need to be bringing back..
Also if your partner just died for three days I think you should get a pass at being angry and upset but maybe temporary death is more common than I thought.
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-Gandhi
Jezus didn't have a girlfriend?
He had 12 Disciples, all male, do with that what you will..
Well, there was Mary Magdalene...
a gang of 13 men and one woman. I think I’ve seen that movie.
He tried his best… not much his thing, apparently…
Officially: no. In reality: God fucking knows
He didn't even lift
No Joseph, I swear ~ Jesus' Mom
More like 1.5 total. He did "parts of 3 days " so he didn't even parallel Jonah properly (who was explicitly 3 days, 3 nights)