memes

Most of "The Anarchist's Cookbook" wouldn't work today because of the Internet and electronic receipts.

Be kind rewind

Hold on, I got to flip the tape over.

Watching the Challenger burn up.

Nuclear war drills hiding under my desk.

Game related - monochrome monitors

A cassette and a pencil.

To refuel your car, first flip down the license plate.

Disk 13 of 18

TV had an end. After a last program or movie that ended after midnight, broadcast stopped and it only showed the test card.

"Sorry I missed your call: I was getting my emails"

Needing to memorize the home phone numbers of all my friends

9600, 8-N-1

I noticed if the TV was off or on (muted and black screen) without looking at it, but my parents did not.

Jogging sucked because my music would stutter with every step.

When you bought a thing you owned it.

I was a beta tester for AOL, so they’d send me all of those dumb discs. None of the actual software ever changed or improved. All they did was change the graphics around the guts of it. Their whole strategy was essentially fooling people via appearances. I liked collecting the discs though.

My first internet before AOL was Prodigy. I was in a DOS terminal when I was a kid.

Abort, Retry, Fail?

You couldn't just listen to the same music track on repeat - you had to rewind at the end before you could listen to it again.

Sometimes you'd go to pick up the phone to call someone but you couldn't because your neighbor was busy talking, so you'd have to put the receiver down gently in hopes they didn't hear it and think you were eavesdropping on them.

Adjusting the rabbit ears when you change channels.

You had to pay 25 cents to text.

There was a video game console that used clear colored plastic that you would stick onto the tv to show different colored areas on the screen. It also came packaged with dice and paper money.

Standing in line in the basement of the CS building at UofM to get access to a card punch machine and type up my Fortran 4 program.

Picking up the phone to make a call, and getting yelled at by the neighbor for not checking for a dialtone before dialling. Alternatively, learning how to screw out the mouth piece (muting the handset) and pick up the receiver without making a noise so I could listen to the neighbour gossip.

Channel 3 was an actual channel in my area, so we used the dip switch to select channel 4 instead.

Address 220 irq 7 interrupt 1 V42bis modem

Be kind. Rewind.

Having to wait for the television to warm up after turning it on

How to test vacuum tubes to fix the TV. Or maybe just watching black and white TV and I was the remote. Being able to buy bottled pop out of a pop machine for 15 cents AND it had Near Beer in it.

To watch different channels, you may have needed to turn a rotor to turn the roof antenna because the stations were in a different physical direction.

You could get kicked off the internet if someone picked up the phone.

Connecting to the internet was loud and took a few minutes at best.

I remember when printers would print without being sassy & extortionate.

The sounds your computer would make if it was connecting to dialup Internet, or the sound you would hear if someone was using said dialup and you picked up the phone.

PC speakers and how they differed from regular speakers, or the fact that you needed a sound card if you wanted sound that wasn't just beeps.

It also had a switch to make it work on channel 4 if you, for some bizarre reason, were a weirdo and needed that.

Buying the car kit so I could connect my CD Walkman (with 15 second ESP) to the cigarette lighter and cassette deck in my first car.

Loading CD-ROMs into a cartridge before putting them in the computer

VHF goes CLIC CLIC CLIC, UHF is CRRRRRRRRRRRKK.