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[–] Poutinetown@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Honestly this would be pretty gourmet if you spread the mayo, go with two square Ritz instead one a round one, and cut the cheese/spam into square.

[–] cygnus@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

And stack it like:

ham

cheese

mayo

cracker

[–] Poutinetown@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

I'd add another cracker on top too, but that's optional

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i didnt know ritz had squarez.

[–] Poutinetown@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

Squarez Ritz: gourmetz editionez

[–] bahbah23@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'm not a big fan of American cheese, but this shouldn't be too bad. It's roughly a ham and cheese sandwich.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Roughly a third grader’s snack

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

fuck I didnt even realize i made lunchables.... god damn I think I need an MRI

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Good eye

♿️🦽🦼

These guys are from another planet where this food is appealing:

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Yes, it reminds you of a ham and cheese sandwich.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

off-brand SPAM

Lips and assholes scraped from the very bottom of the barrel!

[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

I like musubi, but the price of Spam is ridiculous right now. I'll stick to my other choice of lips and asshole scraped from the very bottom of the barrel for now, bologna.

[–] colourlesspony@pawb.social 8 points 8 months ago

I would definitely eat this and regret it later.

[–] jnb@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago

i hate it i hate it i hate it im sorry.

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

I bought it as an experiment and because it was trendy. Its pretty good- my first thought was that it tasted like miracle whip. Ive come around to it over time

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

With a neater presentation this could look appetizing

[–] lemick24@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago
[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i dont know what that means

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I'm guessing it was Treet then

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 6 months ago
[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net -2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Jesus, I at least fry the spam first, and I never eat American cheese. What a savage.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

if I fried the spam Id probably melt the cheese on the spam bits while it was frying, and then you're leaving the doman of shitty food

I live in europe now but I grew up in the states and american cheese is like an ultraprocessed hug from my ancestors

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

American cheese isn't even "ultra processed". It's basically just cheddar with a couple edible chemicals added, one being a salt IIRC. Nile Red did a video on it

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago
[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I gave my kids Spam & eggs for breakfast as a "treat" when we went camping, they loved it!

Then thier minds were blown with Spam masubi (Spam sushi).

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Absolutely!

And it's amazing!

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I suppose one could make it- just sushi rice, nori and a spam slice... how thick? is it fried at all?

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sushi rice, saute or grill the spam to carmeliize, nori wrap....thats it. Maybe eel sauce. easy peasy.

The Hawaiian cooks I had used the can to mold the rice, eel sauce, then placed spam over the top, sliced to shape, the nori wrap.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago