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[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 45 points 6 months ago

Zuck 100% has some sort of virtual rape/murder dungeon. His real avatar is probably some kind of lizard.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

I feel like he's too boring for that.

[-] PhilMcGraw@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

That's just the mask he wears in public.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

I wonder if he'd learn something about him and his peers in Forbes' top in the future.

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

Hey, unregistered psykers aren't allowed on the Internet!

Stop spilling state secrets! Now we're going to have to get Zuck a new disguise!

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 10 points 6 months ago

Hey now, don’t kink shame

[-] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago

On an unrelated note, he's running for president.

this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2024

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