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Watermelon Chicken (lemmy.ca)
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[–] Pxtl@lemmy.ca 91 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A bird died for this.

[–] HellAwaits@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Twitter died for this

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

A bird died for our sins.

[–] rebelappliance@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 year ago

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they never stopped to think if they should.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus fuck why??

[–] Cybermass@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Thank you for summarizing my feelings. This actually disgusts me.

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have to admit about being curious as to how this would taste

[–] rahgots@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Soggy chicken and watermelon.

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not necessarily BAD. Chicken stew is essentially soggy chicken after all.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea but the stew is not watermelon flavored.

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

But are we sure it shouldn't be?

[–] Mutelogic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Like E.Coli

[–] elxeno@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Tastes like chicken

[–] atocci@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

This is basically boiled chicken, right?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 year ago

People have been imprisoned indefinitely for less.

[–] Alter_Id@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

This might actually be the most confused I've ever been.

[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

But is it good? Never had chicken boiled in watermelon juice.

[–] pickman_model@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Why the fuck someone would do this?

[–] Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Oh, no. No, thank you.

[–] arefx@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

If I had to describe it in one word I'd say putrid.

[–] zib@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

I hate this so much, but I can't look away.

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

The whole is less than the sun of the parts

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chicken in a can. You're welcome.

https://youtu.be/rVza_AnhQ3E

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 year ago

Huh, almost makes one want to go watch LiveLeak so this isn't the worst thing they've seen today.

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Dawg this is fucked.

[–] cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

I don't have words for this.

Is it genius, or is it an express ticket to salmonella? Would this taste good? And who the fuck thought of this?

[–] bestnerd@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This gave me diarrhea

[–] Madbrad200@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Wtf

[–] WorldieBoi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Tooth picks for 'sealing' the chicken in the watermelon LMAO

[–] filgas08@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I want to make it

[–] bruzie@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Is this the unsuccessful sequel to Liquorice Pizza?

[–] Hank@kbin.social -2 points 1 year ago

This is the most disgusting display of racism I've ever seen.