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A stand-up comedian hired to play Willy Wonka at a widely criticised chocolate factory experience has spoken out after furious parents demanded refunds.

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“The script was 15 pages of AI-generated gibberish of me just monologuing these mad things."

“The bit that got me was where I had to say, ‘There is a man we don’t know his name. We know him as the Unknown. This Unknown is an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls.’"

“It was terrifying for the kids. Is he an evil man who makes chocolate or is the chocolate itself evil?"

Video from the performer:
https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1762741478303162690
 
AI "Art" used to advertise the event:
https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1762321599402025303

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

This Unknown is an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls.’"

https://clip.cafe/aliens-1986/i-ordered-hold-fire-theyre-coming-out-of-the-walls/