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[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 72 points 7 months ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 61 points 7 months ago

They payed someone to make those

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago

Those were approved by a group of people. Multiple people looked at them and said they were a good idea

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 55 points 7 months ago

"i keep trying to commit suicide-by-proletarian-uprising but they never rise up!"

[-] Blep@hexbear.net 47 points 7 months ago
[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I can hear their smug laughter right now. Unironically cartoon villain shit.

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago

it's a shame the people responsible for those weren't thrown out of a window

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

Be the change you want to see in the world

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

i don't believe in borders, but the hogs guarding them do.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago

”I will raise my children as Maoists."

  • Every single employee in that company.
[-] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

if only, but you know they'll raise them to hustle and grind or some shit.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Hustle (to Shaanxi to avoid encirclement by Nationalists) and Grind (the Nationalists down via protracted people's war).

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This was back when work from home first started coming to an end in like mid-late 2022, bleak as fuck

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

We should make them all wear sweatpants when they swing from the gallows.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

porky-scared-flipped: "QUIET QUITTING!? MUH COMPANY LOYALTY! DEAD!"

Smugly taunts his employees first chance he gets

This isn't a communism thing, it should be a criminal offense to be this spoiled rotten as a person.

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

The only option would do be take your sweatpants and your dog (emotional support animal for workplace ptsd) to the office, except your dog isn’t a real ESA it’s one of Biden’s rapid German shepards and he loves the taste of Armani suits

[-] mango@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Least evil corporation

[-] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

i would start building communism in the lobby out of sheer spite

this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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