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Two of the world's most high-profile technology billionaires - Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg - have agreed to fight each other in a cage match.

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[–] foxtrots@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago
[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I hope they both lose.

[–] b3b4d3f4b0@lemmy.studio 1 points 1 year ago

Throw the cage in the ocean once they're locked in. Neptune requires the sacrifice of more oligarchs

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 1 points 1 year ago

Did I accidentally click on a satire site that looks like the BBC??

[–] jtk@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

I almost never work out, except for picking up my kids & throwing them in the air

Sprinting away before they come back down is great cardio. You got this Elon!

[–] Faendol@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Okay I'm convinced, we live in a simulation. No way this isn't alien reality tv.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Two man-children enter, nobody leaves?

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Two man-children enter, the doors are locked, and the building is buried.

Long live humanity.

[–] muzzle@feddit.it 1 points 1 year ago

The only issue I have with this is that only one of them can lose.

[–] dominoko@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] borkcorkedforks@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, zuck has training and musk has diabetic meds he used to lose weight.

[–] PorkTaco@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] drhoopoe@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This whole timeline is terrible. No writer would dare submit the screenplay.

[–] jtk@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know, I kind of liked Guns Akimbo. If it wasn't being pitched as a documentary, I'd probably take a risk on it.

[–] weirdo_from_space@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Hamon_Rye@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Their parents didn't show them enough affection at a critical developmental stage.

[–] Livornese@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the hell, I thought this was satire. Is this... not the onion?

[–] Pietson@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

if you read the article it's just some joke tweets that bbc decided to make up a misleading title about.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de -1 points 1 year ago

Well let's hope they each receive fatal injuries.