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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by wrenchmonkey@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

alt text: a photo of a piece of lumber supporting a floor, printed on it is "242 DICKS" with the rest of the word obsured behind the the wall beneath it. the caption reads "americans will use anything but the metric system".

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[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Dicks are a terrible unit of measurement. If we used dicks as a measuring system everything we build would end up significantly larger than the original blueprint.

[-] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 7 points 7 months ago

Are you implying men are claiming their dicks are smaller than they actually are or that construction workers have bigger ones than architects?

I think it's dicks ability to get errect

[-] ipha@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 months ago

in my ass, in order from shortest to longest

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

It was cold in the pool!!!

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

Finally you can use some of that 30 gallon drum of sheep birthing lube in the bedroom.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

That's certainly not proper imperial. The number is too big. In imperial you invent a new word if things get too hard to count on your fingers. Something like 6 dicks is 1 fest and 9 fests is 1 celebration.

11 dicks 4 spit roasts 7 orgies

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 8 points 7 months ago

Why are women so bad at parking?
Cause men constantly tell them this is 10 inches.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

I like Roseanne's variation.

Men are better at reading maps because only a man would believe that one inch is 100 miles.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

That's 30 metres for the non Americans.

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