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No matter how dead you are, you still need to see the doctor. This phrase sounds ridiculous, but the doctors of hell are often treating alleged diseases that affect the dead who reside in the underworld. There are special doctors who specialize in diseases that affect ghosts and the dead, but the majority of the people view them as fraudulent since dead people do not have physical bodies to get sick. When the people of the underworld began developing hypochondria about potential illnesses listed by these doctors that were too vague to determine themselves, The Black Fox decided it would be best to contact the king of heaven, and have some of the celestial bureaucracy create programs for the dead to see doctors in the underworld. This worked, and black health insurance cards were given to all the ghosts of Yomi. They used it to get prescription drugs as well as addictive substances such as medical marijuana, quaaludes, adderall and Xanax.

The underworld is full of fraud to the point where no deity or god can keep track of what happens there, so you can ask The Black Fox for a ghost health insurance card that will allow you to always manifest healthcare when it is required. It will typically be convenient and you will get remarks from people that you look familiar as this is a sign that the gods give to make you notice manifestations. The person may be so sure they recognize you that they continue guessing where they know you from until they exhaust all possible options.

To gain health insurance from the god of death, go to your shrine and give him an offering. Then say

“Oh god of death, I wish to enroll in your healthcare program so that I can be in good health and never need to worry about the costs of coverage or deductibles. The infinite resources of the underworld will be provided to me so that I can receive the best quality of care selected by The Black Fox himself.”

You can empower this with death energy or having dogs or barking noises present. You may see a black dog soon after asking which is a sign that he has received your request. If approved, you will get a vision of a black card with a golden sigil of The Black Fox which means you have been approved for the underworld healthcare plan.

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